FUNNY QUOTES (FROM A FUNNY GUY)

There are so many funny quotes (aka Lies) in The Adrian's Media Release yesterday that I shan't have time to address them all at once, so I'll be addressing them one or two at a time and storing them on the Page Tab above marked FUNNY QUOTES. Here's the first couple:

The following is a collection of quotes and responses from the Archdiocese of Agana Media Release, June 3, 2016, sent out by Adrian Cristobal, Chancellor.

ADRIAN CRISTOBAL: The Archbishop is being persecuted because he is cleaning up the Church we all love.

TIM ROHR: "Cleaning up the Church'?? Who made it dirty? Who has been the archbishop for 30 years?

ADRIAN CRISTOBAL: Let us make ours the words of Saint Paul in his letter to the Ephesians, “Stay firm and let the truth be the belt around your waist.”

TIM ROHR: LOL. Apparently the belt around the waist of little boys was exactly what your boss loved to take off. (See their pictures to the right.)

I'M GONNA BE RICH! NOT!

I recently received an order for bibles from a local parish. I heard later that the person who placed the order got "grief" for ordering from me. My crime? I'm a "businessman". But who do churches go to whenever they want a donation, or sponsorship for this or that? Who do they always go to with their hand out? But actually give these businesses business? NO. They are "businessmen". The great "evil". Well, thanks. I'll remember that the next time I get asked. But for the record, here is the business transacted.

The following was revised after Mary Lou pointed out that I had used the cost for the wrong item to do the calculations the first time. Apparently my company lost money on this deal.