Tuesday, May 10, 2016
HEY OJ
I hear you are bullying the media people you sent your message to yesterday. You want to know who sent it to me. LOL. Stupido! You sent a message to THE MEDIA. Unless you ask for a communication to remain embargoed your message is for public consumption. Call me next time before you do something stupid. And keep your bad ass attitude at home.
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OJ, you punk ass.
ReplyDeleteOJ, are you kidding me? You send something out to the "media" and you want it confidential? Then you bully them because Tim got a copy. Let me clue you in buddy. The Neos are the 1%. There are a majority of the real Catholics who don't like you or your buddies. They are just not speaking out, yet. So go back to your typewriter and try to put something together that makes sense. Oh, BTW, since you really don't like wearing the Roman Collar correctly, how about taking it off entirely. While you're at it, just resign so that you won't have to wear it at all, ever. Your gangs. Joe
ReplyDeleteMy collar, you see, feels like choking
DeleteAround my neck when it is poking.
My word to the press
Caused such a big mess.
Don't worry gang. I was just joking.
Stupid......and Ya' Can't Fix Stupid!!!!
ReplyDeleteOJ go back to Brazil you do not belong on Guam.
ReplyDeletePlease don't send me back to Brazil.
DeleteI'll catch zika and become ill.
I fear that dread virus
And young Miley Cyrus.
I promise to clean up the hill.
Zika might be an improvement for OJ. But then, maybe not. In the immortal words of Fred Sanford, "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone!" OJ, basta boy, just go home and the voices will go away.
DeleteAdios muchacho!
I promise to clean up the hill...
DeleteJust as soon as I feed the baboons
Who are related to my ejaculations
Of whittle, whittle, itsy, teenie, polka dot bakinis
Along a secluded beach somewhere from
From my two Churches.
Ah, yes that science has proven
More than your seeds that have been
Flushed down many a toilet seats ...
Mr. Camacho, I'm on your and the Jungle's side but please tone it down a bit. Your posts are starting to be a bit much.
DeleteDear Anonymous 12:11 AM,
Deletemy posts are a means of venting frustration through creative humor. I have tried my best to keep things clean (not always successful, admittedly) and to stick to the facts (often using a person's own words or recounting a real event). I do add a bit of artistic license here and there, mostly for the sake of rhyme or keeping to the characteristic compound duple meter of limericks. This is what gives these little poems their familiar lilt.
Now, on to the heart of the matter: Any leadership group or individual that engenders this level of critical satire is in serious trouble. Since this is focused on the leadership of the Catholic Church the situation is even more grave. I am a lifelong Catholic. My father's first cousin is the late Archbishop Felixberto Camacho Flores. Numerous members of my immediate and extended family are in religious communities. We value and cherish our faith. You can't begin to imagine how this whole situation is tearing us up inside.
And finally, I will continue to post my thoughts (occasionally in limerick form). Tim has the right to refuse to publish them as it is his blog. I will continue to keep them as clean as possible, but the source material makes this rather difficult.
I originally thought of responding to your comment with a limerick but decided against it. And it was a REALLY good one!
Dear Mr. Camacho, please keep up the creative humor and artistic license. Your posts are in keeping with our fight against the comedic situation in the Archdiocese. Yes, the issues are grave and hence the value of venting through freedom of the press - humor included. I am enthralled by your talent. Thank you.
DeleteMr. Camacho, I respect your posts and enjoy those limericks! Keep writing!!! You are extremely talented!
DeleteThankyou Andrew for your comments. I enjoy reading them.
DeleteThat’s the wonderful thing ‘bout a rhyme;
DeleteYou can laugh midst the lies and the crime
If you can’t find the tricks
To compose limericks
Ask Andrew - his work is sublime
A babe in the woods, like the Duke used to say
ReplyDeleteOJ, welcome to the real world. Your bullying tactics only work in your Neo communities. You are a FAILURE, just another boy sent to do a man's job. Keep it up hotshot so we can continue to laugh at your stupidity.
ReplyDeleteI guess Brazil does not want him either.
ReplyDeleteI read brazil president to be impeached. OJ return to Brazil you can run for President.
DeleteIntimidation and aggressive tactics only work on those who have been conditioned through the NCW. To the normal world, Edivaldo is just an arrogant bully. Sadly, he probably does not share this perspective having been conditioned himself; a product of the neo programming of the seminary.
ReplyDeleteWhether or not someone passed along Edivaldo's "secret" email to Tim, the news agencies ended up using the context of his blunder in their reporting, regardless.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I would second guess a priest but these so called Neo priests have me avoiding Churches they attend/preside. I also stopped the $ as well. I would rather give to priest for his dinner. just saying
ReplyDeleteAndrew - Re 12:11am's comment for you to "tone down a bit" on your limerics, I admire the way you responded to him: charitably! I'm sure he means well, and your not coming back to him in harsh words is a testimonial of of your character, You're a man after my heart! Kindness and charity. I hope 12:11am appreciated that!
ReplyDeleteTake heart, moreover, in that for every one advice as 12:11's, there are dozens more who truly appreciate your humorous way of making comments. Such a pleasant switch from the often very "bastos" (harsh) ways others comment. Thank you, "Poet Lauereate". (jrsa: 5/11/16)
Andrew Camacho has had many serious and thoughtful posts. I always read them and was better for them. I also happen to like his recently revealed talent with a poets pen. Keep it up Andrew. The world appreciates talent, and sees the trash brought to your shores by the NCW. The people in the South Pac have tried to keep the NCW scourge out, but the relentless Pius, Pat, and others is beginning to win. I often refer my friends to JW when they talk about the exciting things they are told about the NCW. If they read JW they rarely go through and join. Truth will always trump hype.
DeleteThanks also to Tim, and Chuck, whom I admire and follow.
Andrew Camacho your prolly some punk ass. why don't you say all this to Edivaldo's face? lol if he weren't a priest, he would kick your punk ass
ReplyDeleteIvan? Agat? Dat u?
DeleteEven if Edi was not a priest he probably wouldn't kick your ass. He's hobbled old guy now. Poor Little Edi.
DeleteRude-eeeee, you all right man? Worried about you. Do you have water and food in your bunker?
DeleteYea yea yea 10.44am. Should my path cross with OJ i will blast him to his face. Waiting for opportunity. Courage.
Delete10:44 don't forget your meds. Blood pressure raising and your gugat might bust.
Delete2:12 careful of Edivaldos face. Already pretty shmooshed up.
DeleteThank you, Joe and all, for your kind words. I truly appreciate it. And thank you, Tim, for giving us a platform to express our views and support our brothers and sisters in Christ.
ReplyDelete@3:56 am. Did you get your bachelors in English?! lol your poetry doesn't amuse me. and at JR San Augustine... really? you call Camacho's posts charitable?! you guys are dumbasses. hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteBusy Ivan?
DeleteYes; @3:56am; Andrew was being charitable, considering he could have resorted with a harsher reply (like with 4-letter expletives). But that's now him! Learn to count your blessings, my friend. Stay cool, and enjoy his limericks. I have yet to read anything untrue in what he writes. Have you? If you do, let him know. He wrote that he'd gladly apologize for any lies he writes. But, of course, the truth sometimes hurts, huh? At least you ended up laughing with a "hahahaha". Good for you! (jrsa: 5/12/16)
DeleteIvan? whos that? some follower of this jungle watch again?
ReplyDeleteLOL. Nice try Ivan !!
DeleteIvan the terrible?
DeleteI think his real name is Evangelis.
DeleteIvan used to get his punk ass beat up in high school. Lol
DeleteHe'll use PTSD...Ask his ex.
Delete@Anon 2:39...that is way too funny but true. A "Major" disaster. Lol.
Delete@2:39 PM which ex? Is it #1 or #2? Did he get his annulment? If so, must be by driving the VG around.
Deletesee Ivan ''Daka''. Don't start now, people know a sh#t load on you. MYOB (mind your own business)
Deletesurprise, surprise, your prima
Ivan,
DeleteAi Prim, You abandoned orthodox Catholic faith for a johnny-come-lately cult in the NCW. What does the novel teaching of Kiko have that the antiquity and orthodoxy of the Church that Christ founded and is himself sustaining throughout history has? This Church and its truth have existed even before Kiko was born, and it will never change, it is an absolute, like its savior it is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow. Now this NCW cult claims to be the way. Wake up and realize that Jesus is the Way and the Church he founded is the Way. No one greater can come after Christ to reveal the truth, Not Kiko and Not Carmen, your proclaimed profits. You gave up the true Church to follow a man, Kiko. Don't be fooled by the supposed good fruits that this cult produces, It is not how it appears from man's perspective that counts. Even the enemy can appear as an angel of light. I pray God Open your heart to the truth.
To the anonymous writers who took issue with my posts, I gladly wear the badges of humiliation you bestowed on me. I freely expressed my opinions and I am willing to take criticism for them.
ReplyDeleteA question: Did I write anything that was untrue? Please point it out and I will apologise for it.
And now I will bid you adieu.
I'm busy with so much to do.
I'll think of more verses
Without any curses
To ponder, reflect and review.
(Many thanks to Dr. Irene Williams, University of San Diego, 1984)
Please don't take too long to post more
Deleteprovided they please Mr Rohr)
Your talent is boundless,
though your words are soundless
We anxiously wait an encore
Fair greetings from here in Australia
DeleteWhere we pray for a neo-cat failure
On Guam - and at home,
It’s the same old syndrome
Don’t give in to all those who assail ya!
Ah Andrew!
DeleteI love you when you speak French....
LOL nice try timmy! try again!! I don't think Ivan even thinks you are worth his time anyways
ReplyDeleteLOL It's one hand Rude-ee this time.
DeleteIvan, Rudee, and OJ. The punk ass trio that have their own private circle jerk amongst themselves. Lol.
ReplyDeleteMr. Camacho, Keep it up, the OJ is getting pelted from all sides that he no longer knows whether he is coming or going. Give it up Neo's you have been outed. It a great game of "wackaroo" Humpty Dumpty fell off San Ramon Hill.....
ReplyDeleteDang! I may have to retire.
ReplyDeleteThese new poets truly inspire.
They use words with care
With panache and with flair.
Have fun, guys, that's all we require.
Well thankyou, dear Andrew, that's kind.
DeleteI can see we're of similar mind.
Imitation, you see,
Is the best flatt-er-y
And two heads are better combined.
Good night to all poets astounding,
ReplyDeleteWith obvious talent abounding.
Have a peaceful night's sleep
For tomorrow we'll keep
Our ubiquitous voices resounding.