Ummmm, May, er, I mean, Diana, Benedict's butler was arrested by VATICAN police, was convicted by a VATICAN tribunal, and was sitting in a VATICAN jail when Benedict pardoned him.
You know, I'm gonna miss you. Hope you're planning to move soon. The people of Guam soon will not be taking kindly to the Number One defender of Guam's Number One Child Molester. Nope, nope, nope. It won't be nice. Bye.