Sunday, August 30, 2015

HOPE YOU AREN'T GETTING MARRIED OR BURIED ON SEPTEMBER 05

Pre-registration for this event is so bad Apuron is ordering everyone in the archdiocese to close up shop and let the dead bury the dead so ya'll can show up at his CCD deal. 
Sadly, Apuron - or is it Adrian? - probably doesn't care if anyone goes to the CCD event since as far as they're concerned (to paraphrase Adrian): "In this archdiocese CCD is no more. There is only the Neocatechumenal Way." 

(The actual quote was said by Adrian to Fr. Kidd when he was trying to become a priest at a real seminary: "In this archdiocese the diocesan priesthood is NO MORE. There is ONLY the Neocatechumenal Way.")

The only reason why Apuron/Adrian is trying to get the attendance up is because an actual legitimate bishop is going to be the keynote speaker and they don't want to be embarrassed.



How ironic that the title of the conference is "Safeguarding the Dignity of Every Human Person" when we have spent the last two years watching the leadership of this archdiocese acting in COMPLETE DISREGARD for the "Dignity of Every Human Person," except their friends. 

We are sure Bishop Pablo Virgilio Siongco David will quite be able to smell the rats and avoid them. 

By the way, some thought that Apuron was going to skip out on the whole deal and fly off to Kikoland (once again). No, he'll be there. But will be flying off to Kiko-land first thing the next morning. Word is that Kiko is throwing a big birthday party for The Way at his big Domus by the Sea and no way is Airport Anthony going to miss that. P.S. Say hello to Cunnilingus Louie. How's that investigation coming? 

Kiko's Domus by the Sea (in case you're wondering where the money goes)

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