Friday, November 6, 2015

NEWS FLASH

REPORTED: Racing ambulance with lights flashing drove into RMS at 9:03AM. 
It's now 9:29AM and an ambulance just raced through Agana where I am now.

MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE NEOCATECHUMENAL WAY IS A DIFFERENT CHURCH

According to Diana Susanna, the neos were all informed that Pius would be replacing Pablo as rector of RMS. The announcement was made at their October convivance. Wonderful. But in the real Catholic Church such positions are announced via published Avisos. As there was none regarding this change, we must assume that the neos belong to a different church. But then we know this.


30 comments:

  1. Why can't the neos just start their own church if their belief that Jesus was a sinner and if everything they do is covert with hidden agendas? Or is it because they need to invade the Catholic Church in order for one of them to be named "Pope"? Catholics and Rome need to really wake up as the neos are NOT CATHOLIC.

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    1. It's much easier to co-opt an existing one. Corrupt clerics. Lots of money. And sadly a willing laity. Much easier.

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  2. Aha.....Diana is worth his/her weight in gold.....
    PIUS will keep the seminarians on their toes!!!!
    Prophetic words if any.....If anybody in that joke of an organization knew anything about Pius, they would not use that kind of analogy.
    The poor souls will have to watch out for more than their toes with the putrid.
    To officially put Pius in charge as rector shows their desperation and lack of options.
    This is literally putting the fox in the hen house....
    Lots of feathers are gonna fly.
    This diocese does not need more scandal....but that is the pass we are taking. ......

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  3. Does this mean Tony loses a room mate at San Ramon? First, no dog, then no Pius. Poor Tony will be a lonely guy. Maybe one of the seminarians could move in with him to keep him company. Or maybe Luis can come back from holiday.

    But on a separate note, it does appear that kiko is further digging in his heels on Guam by placing Pius as rector, and presumably president of RMS. Tim, it looks like they're worried about the possibility of losing Tony completely, and then losing the seminary. It smells like a chess move, sacrifice a pawn (Fr Pablo) and replace it with a queen (Pius) to save the king (kiko).

    Good job Susanna!

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  4. More proof that Archie is not running the show. This was not a chancery decision but a Neo one. This had nothing to do with the arch or the chancery office so an aviso is not needed.
    RMS is not under Archie's control.
    Eileen Benavente-Blas

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    1. Eileen, you go girl ,

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    2. We knew who the bishop of the archdiocese was all along. Old man Pius. No need to get permission from brother Tony, Pius's word is more powerful than that of Apuron.

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    1. probably all the seminarians when they found out pius the putrid was their rectal.

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  6. looks to me like the neocats aren't even pretending anymore that the seminary is an archdiocesan seminary. furthermore, they're not even pretending anymore that they belong to the Catholic archdiocese of agaña.

    "already old news"? this ain't no kids' tree-house club. major assignments like this require proper procedures, such as the aviso and legal paperwork that tim mentioned.

    with the way neocats act regarding archdiocesan assets, i'm thinking of the words "annexation" and "parasitism." halloween was just last week, so i'll add the word "vampires" to that too.

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    1. Usurpation is the word that comes to mind; although our millenials might prefer "transmogrification" instead, just like the Transformers series. Need we know more evidence of their division from the Catholic Church than the arrogant attitude of Ms Diana and her claim that it is "old news" that The Putrid had become The Erector? Apuron publishes an official aviso for other posts but not this? Pick and choose, is that what is this Archdiocese is now about?

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  7. Don't forget that Dr. Bosco Corrales is no longer at the RMS either. He was deeply involved in the RMS and he and his family left in a hurry a few months ago. I don't know why, but the official excuse is probably that "he got an offer in Spain that he couldn't turn down."

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    1. They no its curtains soon on their charade. Running for cover. But the question is who replaced him? The Lateran requires a minimum number of credentialed professors. Of course we know that was a farce already.

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  8. Do we have evidence who was in the ambulance?

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  9. Your excellency, are you really taking off for a month with unemployed Harold? With the stat your seminary is in. Who's in charge over there, Susanna?

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    1. Sorry Tony, you gotta pay for Harold. Any business class there? Mr. Anthony S Apuron.

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    2. Tell the seminarians that should go down Pigo and clean up. There are no classes to speak of. They need to work outside go to sleep at night. No foolin around.

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    3. Mr Rector Magnificent: tony will be gone for a month. Sneak in here and take thes Lateran stud nuts to Rome for class. Is it a plan?

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  10. Who administered Pedro oral examination? One was ordained without passing. For sure, for sure!!

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    1. OMG seeing the words "oral examination" linked with news about NEO/RMS caused me great distress just now! The connotations that come to mind are not nice...not at all!

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    2. Actual, one was ordained and wanted to garner extra credit!

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    3. Looks like Putrid had extensive experience with "oral" exams. But his teeth are better now, thanks to a series of good dental reconstruction courtesy of black trash bags and enforced parish assessments . Forced blunt trauma must have placed constant pressure into those oral cavities and disfigured the enamel..

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    4. Maybe jokers wild or Adrian issued that oral examination. Lol

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    5. Whom ever gave Louie-linggus his oral exam passed him with flying colors. Louie-linggus's oral exam consisted of Two parts. Part A is manhoflak and part B is mahoflak! Magna Cum Laude my boy! Congratulechon!

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    6. Yes 6.57pm when he arrived I remember the teeth really putrid like him.

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  11. So Pius is the new Rectum of the RMS? He's still a Dickhead to me.

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    1. So funny, 5:00 PM. The RMS Rectum can hardly open up - his eyes - during concelebrated Masses. He must be a constipated rectum that requires suppositories! Ha ha ha! Clever one, 5:00 PM, but don't be a cunning linguist like our dear Luigi! The poor bambino got caught with his mouth on forbidden oj. He should have stayed away from the ugly Brazilian.

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    2. I still remember the one and only time out of ignorance when I attended a NCW catechesis at St. Anthony's. This was about 15 years ago. I found it strange that Pius gave his entire lecture with his eyes closed. I see his odd behavior continues...

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  12. Fr. Matthew BlockleyNovember 6, 2015 at 9:47 PM


    Putrid Pius unfit to be a Rector of a seminary. Totally unfit.

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  13. now we know that the RMS has come full circle... as in circle jerk

    Remember the beginning of RMS, when tony went to Denver to have his erection signed.....
    now towards the end of RMS, they install the rector of rectors.... I means he tears ass....

    I know this is old news, I thought it a fitting reminder of the education, from this RMS

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