Tuesday, April 12, 2016

EDIVALDO: "AND WHEN I MASTURBATE..."

Dear Rotarians of Tumon Bay. Today you had to listen to this slime ball speak to you of the "fruits" of the Redemptoris Mater Seminary. 


Well there are some fruits alright, and Edivaldo (aka, "the Juice") is Exhibit A.

Here he is speaking to youth about masturbating and (his favorite topic) squeezing the juice out of girls. This is the fruit that we spend a million dollars a year for. 

I hope you get sick.




18 comments:

  1. This is the rotten fruit of the RMS on Guam in action. Its about appropriateness and discretion.

    More so, Edivaldo projects his sexual fantasies on these young kids constantly and consistently; your children's minds are his playground, your child's imagination is his canvas.

    God help our island!

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    1. Jose, you are correct. He fills young minds with his sick fantasies, playing on their imaginations. He obviously has sexual issues and is more than likely guilty of doing all these things he speaks about (since he has so much knowledge).

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  2. OJ stay in your lane! Keep your Bronco in your pants and out of the Church. You are full of it. We don't think you will ever win Best Parish Priest.

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  3. Who would send their kids or even attend his Mass? Gross
    I see him around and he acts like he is the Tom Cruise of Guam. ­čśÄ

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  4. What a clown OJ is, He seems to fixate on fornication, masturbation Touching people, squeezing the juices out of girls. In stead of teaching youths about the great Love of God, He focuses on the sinful tendencies of man, He says that everyone masturbates, he doesn't, but if he does, he confesses. What a scandalous admission for a priest to admit to. A holy priest he is not. A very worldly sexually minded person, he surely is. He can only project what he has rooted in the depths of his heart. And we can see what they are.

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    1. He has leaned well from the MASTER . The one we heard saying he counts more than 60,000 geeerlza when he can't sleep? We will squeeza and squeeza every bit of wrong doing out into the public. They all sound exactly like Pizza be with you! Do you feel the Sqeeeza?

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  5. This idiot is a really sick guy. Looks like Adrian's boy toy. Lol

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  6. Edivaldo, you are a sick man. So disgusting, so disturbing the words you speak. So unconscionable and so flippant, your admission about masturbation, to an obviously youthful crowd. But hey, it's okay because you will confess your sin later. It's okay if you do anything wrong, just make a trip to the confessional right? Never mind about asking the holy spirit for guidance and praying to make the right choices. Just hit up the confessional!!! I know many people in the NCW...are you okay with this supposed 'priest' preaching to your children? He is a pariah and everyone should treat him as such. YOU ARE DISGUSTING Edivaldo! Absolutely DISGUSTING!

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  7. He mentioned some research about monkeys masturbating. I wonder if he sees the monkee staring back at heem every time he looks in the mirror. Edivaldo, get over yourself! BTW, buy your own dinner. Stop mooching off your parishioners every time you eat out at the restaurants.

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  8. I suggest that everyone listen to Fr. Edivaldo's recording twice. The first time, just listen to his ribald words. The second time, focus only on the laughter of his young audience. Notice the tone of the laughter. It's absolutely horrifying what response this priest is trying to evoke. And all under the guise of the "New Evangelization." Lord help us!

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    1. Listen carefully where OJ states that people misinterpret his words. In my household, we literally do not drink orange juice anymore after hearing his first speech at Ypao. I don't even buy oranges, tangerine, lemon or anything associated with peeling and squeezing.

      These words are used by the catechist when presenting their lessons, no matter what the age group is. So for those whose children are just reaching the age of maturity, is this what you want your 13 year old to hear, let alone those below this age level?

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  9. Listening to the audio, I noticed that there was laughter at Edivaldo's comments. I couldn't help but feel that they were laughing at a comedian, not a priest. And that's what edivaldo is to me -- a big joke!

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  10. I wouldn't talk about looking like a monkey if I were you, Edgy- lol! What's even funnier to me is the look on Adriano's face in the pic as he side-glances Edgy. They both look like they're in on a joke that they're trying to perpetuate on the Rotarians- (not)! This is not your usual audience, jokers! Although I can't believe they invited you, I am glad that I finally got to see and hear for myself that infamous lawyer who says she doesn't represent the archdiocese (who is she kidding?). Is this your answer to all the negative media coverage you Kiko-followers are getting? You're going to have to do better than that, Triple Js (Juice, Jackie and Joker)! Please keep making these public speaking appearances. More ammo for us, fools! Just make sure you bring Pius and Anthony with you next time, ok? Ciao! Kiss, kiss!

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  11. Janet B - MangilaoApril 16, 2016 at 12:11 AM

    Look at Egivaldo the OJ juicer. Gripping that poor podium so hard. Looks like he needs to grip that so he doesn't fall into a masturbatory state of ecstasy. These kikos are just totally demented. Very dangerous to the people of the world. And they represent my church. Very disgusting.

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    1. Leave it to presbyter O.J. to misinterpret the phrase, "Get a grip!" Typical Neo ESL. JAJAJAJAJA

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  12. WOW! I don't ever remember a priest or anyone talking about fornicating and masturbating at our retreats. It was all about praying for guidance and protection. To say it's ok, instead of preaching abstinence, is not what I need my kids to hear.

    I know that in this age, information is readily available. My kids can google anything. But is that how I want them to learn about these issues? No. In the past I let our CCD teachers take the lead about being good and faithful. Since the takeover of the Cathedral, I no longer send them mainly because I have no idea what they will be exposed to.

    Now, Neo priests are saying its natural, everyone does it, monkeys do it several times a day, so it must be ok. These are animals that don't live by morals, or have a social structure or believe that they need to worry about what they do with their bodies. Basically they eat, poop, clean one another and have sex to produce offspring. That's it in a nutshell.

    As an adult and health care professional, I believe that sex education is important for the prevention of STD's, teenage pregnancy, abortions. As a Catholic, I also believe abstinence and chastity are the best answer for our youth. Offer that to our children, first. Tell them to pray for the strength to make the right choices. To enjoy their childhood. Not "Do It" and ask for forgiveness and do it again.

    Becoming parents, living with STD's, having an abortion, these are adult issues that affect our children now. Unlike Nike, our slogan should be "JUST DON'T DO IT".

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  13. Edivaldo needs to get laid! lol!

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    1. He probably already has-with one or more of his harems.

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