Thursday, August 25, 2016

DING, DING, DING. WE HAVE A WINNER!

Posted by Chuck White

Ding, ding, ding!  We have a winner for the "Comment of the Day" award over at the Thoughtful Catholic!  A person who identifies themselves as "Sara Green" from Toronto, Canada, submitted this message today:


The very excitable "Sara" says several things, each worthy of the award, so let's take them one at a time.

"You're spreading so much false lies about The Way"
Well, Sara, I invite you to rebut one of those "false lies". Just one. Pick any one you want. And spreading "false lies". That must be worse than spreading "true lies", no?

"Saying that we 'renounce Christ'"
Now, "Sara", you've said a lie yourself, haven't you?  Show me where in the entire ThoughtfulCatholic blog, or even here on JungleWatch, where I said that Neos "renounce Christ".  I dare you to.

By the way, "Sara", I notice that you consistently refer to the Neocatechumenal Way as "The Way".  Capital T, capital W.  The only way, huh?

"You are just intimidated by us in The Way."
"Sara", I use my real name in all of my posts and comments, and guess what?  You don't.  And your email address doesn't even exist.  I do that, "Sara", to show you and your Neo thugs that I am not intimidated.  Now tell me why you hide behind an alias?

"The Way has brought more unity than disunity...Catholics and Orthodox..." 
You really are quite a comedian, "Sara".  Check out the headlines in Guam to see examples of the fruits of the Neocatechumenal Way, um, I mean "The Way".  And who told you that "The Way" is bringing Catholics closer to the Orthodox?  In reality, the Orthodox Christians of the east are appalled by your liturgy and your disdain for Sacred Tradition.

"Sara", please enjoy your "Comment of the Day" award, as the fame it brings is fleeting.  But please give our warmest greeting, our very warmest, to your good friend Fr. Pius Sammut next door, will you?  Courage!

9 comments:

  1. NCW members at large, Schism yourselves of Catholicism already so we can call it a day. The Holy See in personification through Archbishop Hon has asked for the deed to be conveyed back. You, Pius, et all, dance around with your reply. Just like Kiko. Pope Benedict said, obey the norms of the Liturgical Books in respect to the Eucharist. Kiko writes back in flowery prose, we will sit in a banquet...enough already. Schism yourselves out so you can be happy to do as you please!

    Who is Pius to ask Archbishop Hon to request ABH that he screens his releases to the press through him first? This is indicative of what kind of hold Pius had on Apuron. Old man Pius forgets his place. Lack of respect.

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    1. Phssh and you folks don't twist things.

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  2. Thank you, Chuck, for giving this ephemeral award to the deserving idiot of the day. I had to stop at Ms. Sara's opening sentence - the use of "false lies" in one sentence struck me as an oxymoron, thus more idiotic and more amusing than whatever message she intended to convey. Ha Ha Ha! I needed a laugh and she provided it on cue. She has a future in one-night stands, er, stand-up comedy. Excuse me...

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  3. Tsk Tsk Sara! Ouch! To the tune of George of the jungle....Watch out for the TRUTH! Bam!
    Great award Chuck! Sara will think twice before playin' in the Jungle. No thought required.

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  4. Lol " you are spreading so much false lies"
    The grammar is horrendous.
    It should be : you are spreading so many lies.
    BTW a false lie is a truth by definition.So what is it?

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    1. Frenchie at 2:04 AM, "Sara Green's" use of the phrase "FALSE LIES" could be her subconscious way of admitting that what is being revealed via Thoughtful Catholic and JungleWatch is The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But the TRUTH!

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  5. - Sara - You certainly earned this "Most Prestigious Award"! Do not let the word "Jungle" fool you! We in the Jungle are very well educated and one of us usually would find something that others missed! Congratulations!

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  6. Sara must be in Sahara Desert and her brain must be fried.

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  7. SARA = Some A-hole Remaining Anonymous

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