We believe the root of this strange sexual problem can be attributed to the mysterious formation of men at Guam's Redemptoris Mater Seminary. Already it has given us a priest who speaks of sucking girls like oranges in front of the exposed Blessed Sacrament, and another priest, not even ordained two years, who was reportedly found by police doing exactly that with a minor female parishioner.
P.P.S. I know you do not like my tactics, my going public with these concerns. Too bad there was no internet back in 1977. The people of the Archdiocese of Los Angeles may have been spared decades of torment and millions of dollars.