Saturday, June 4, 2016


There are so many funny quotes (aka Lies) in The Adrian's Media Release yesterday that I shan't have time to address them all at once, so I'll be addressing them one or two at a time and storing them on the Page Tab above marked FUNNY QUOTES. Here's the first couple:

The following is a collection of quotes and responses from the Archdiocese of Agana Media Release, June 3, 2016, sent out by Adrian Cristobal, Chancellor.

ADRIAN CRISTOBAL: The Archbishop is being persecuted because he is cleaning up the Church we all love.

TIM ROHR: "Cleaning up the Church'?? Who made it dirty? Who has been the archbishop for 30 years?

ADRIAN CRISTOBAL: Let us make ours the words of Saint Paul in his letter to the Ephesians, “Stay firm and let the truth be the belt around your waist.”

TIM ROHR: LOL. Apparently the belt around the waist of little boys was exactly what your boss loved to take off. (See their pictures to the right.)


  1. The Archbishop claims that he is being persecuted for cleaning out our Church. Obviously Archbishop, you have serious problems with not only memory,but facts, This divide in our Church, is caused by your abandonment of not only The Church, but also your position to lead, since you answer only to Pius. Indeed shameful. In your attempt to gain favor with your "PROFIT" KIKO You gifted RMS. to start training your fake priests to replace the real ones. We have lost total respect for a leader who totally abandoned us. If you are looking for sympathy and support you should seek from your Cult. We will remain true to our Church and you have exhibited by your actions that you are a "card carrying" member of the Way. You made your bed Archbishop, lie in it. Do us True Catholics a favor and step down so that the our Church will once again be given a "clean" start. Resign, Step Down! Basta!!

    1. Is you turd necks who created this. Deal with it Tanaka

    2. Really??? typical head in the sand response. Blame everyone else. The division in the Church falls squarely on your leader Bro Tony.

    3. Okay blame it on the people. But shouldn't he also be partly to blame. Please at least admit that. Who is the head of the Church for 30 years. He couldn't be blameless on all this. It couldn't be all on the people. But of course for you guys he is blameless. And that is the crux of the matter.

    4. To quote 1:14pm..."is you" who are blind to the truth of this matter. 30 years of rot in this diocese and you people blame everyone but brother Tony. Adrian. cleaning up the church requires the removal of the three fools on the hill. And in case you need clarification, you are one of them.

  2. The first step to cleaning out our Church is to start with Bro Ton and his minions....

  3. It just shows how Power Hungry you are, aaa. Instead of offering your hand in a gesture of true reconciliation, you continue to "threaten" the "True Church" with your outlandish "suits". Get Real and Get Out! We don't want you anymore. How plain can that be?

  4. Frankie Aguigui FarfanJune 4, 2016 at 9:44 AM

    Dear brother adrian;

    You have me all confused, and I bring it to your attention - in your descriptive performance assessment of Mr. Martinez, you stated that his “official capacity” as being the former Archdiocesan Financial Officer…
    Then, you go further and state that Mr. Martinez failed in his “duties” for six consecutive years to submit the required annual financial reports…

    brother adrian, do you see my confusion, NO, not obvious yet, then please allow me, for your benefit I will just plainly say that (Mr. Martinez is just a finance clerk, who did poorly for six years), NOW do you see the confusion…
    Still don’t see it, maybe I’m causing my own confusion, so please follow me, and we’ll go see Church Officials Rev. Fr. Adrian L.F. Cristobal Chancellor

    brother adrian according to chancery records YOU are the “CHANCELLOR” and Mr. Martinez, as you stated “the former Archdiocesan Financial Officer” but, the failed duties mentioned are duties charged to the diocesan chancellor…
    so unless I’m mistaken, it is you who has distinguished himself egregious and incompetent in your official capacity…

    as described in the following examples for duties of a diocesan chancellor …
    1) A diocesan chancery is the branch of administration which handles all written documents used in the official government of a Roman Catholic or Anglican diocese.

    It is in the diocesan chancery that, under the direction of the bishop or his representative, all documents which concern the diocese are drawn up, copied, forwarded, and a record kept of all official writings expedited or received.

    The official charged with the execution of these duties is known as the diocesan chancellor.

    2) In the Roman Catholic Church a chancellor is the chief record-keeper of a diocese or eparchy or their equivalent.
    Normally a priest, sometimes a deacon or layperson, the chancellor keeps the official archives of the diocese, as a notary certifies documents, and generally manages the administrative offices (and sometimes finances and personnel) of a diocese.
    He may be assisted by vice-chancellors.

    Though he manages the paperwork and office (called the "chancery"), has no actual jurisdictional authority: the bishop of the diocese exercises decision-making authority through his judicial vicar, in judicial matters, and the vicar general for administrative matters.

    Do you see it NOW… brother adrian, I believe you egregiously described the wrong person for their incompetence, it should have been…

    brother tony has distinguished himself egregiously for his incompetence in his official capacity as…
    brother david has distinguished himself egregiously for his incompetence in his official capacity as…
    brother adrian has distinguished himself egregiously for his incompetence in his official capacity as…

    The correct descriptive performance assessment for Mr. Martinez should have been…
    “Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of life above and beyond the call of duty” for having to put up with the incompetent chancery LEADERSHIP…

    Thank you for your time and attention, and I look forward to reading your public apology to Mr. Martinez, for your part in the personal attacks and for conspiring to topple his good name and character…