Thursday, May 26, 2016


5/27 Special request update: Stop Tony from singing. Done. Enjoy real sacred song instead. Peace.

And now, by special request, when you log into JungleWatch, you lucky people will all be immediately serenaded by that famous recording artist Anthony S. Apuron (if your speakers are on). 

Back when I was helping with KOLG, Tony the Tenor used to require that a selection from his big hit CD's play several times a day. Well, now all he has to do is tune into JungleWatch and he can hear himself over and over. 

In case you don't know who this wonderful artist is, there's a picture of him at the top of this blog surrounded by his fans. 

Enjoy while you can. The tuneful Tony will soon be singing a different tune. 

Courage! :)


  1. Really Tim; we are already pissed off at this selfish arrogant pedifile who has the audacity to destroy our Church...Must we hear his sorry a$$ voice too...Please say it isn't so ;(

    1. There's a reason. And you'll soon know what it is. It is important that we suffer the sound of his voice so we can identify with what is to come....!!!! Plus, you can offer it up for the poor souls in purgatory. Thinking about checking with Francis to see if he can attach an indulgence to sitting through the whole thing. Each listening should be worth at least 1000 years, don't you think? Courage :)

  2. All his fans 😂😂

  3. I broke my mute button! ☹️

    1. Mr. Camacho!...I can't stop laughing :) ahahahaha...thanks for the morning laugh.

  4. It's quite nauseating.....

    1. Fans: please note that Sinatra wants to hold his mike and wrap cord around his finger. Member of the RAT PACK. Name them .

    2. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 9:03 PM

      I love the rat pack. Of course, Frank Sinatra, and also Dean Martin,Sammy Davis Jr,and Peter Lawford.
      Joey Bishop was there at some point but the four above are my favs.

    3. Tony belongs to pack of rats. Tony, David, Adrian, Pius, OJ. Sing on you rats.

  5. Purgatory might have to put up a sign:

    100% vacancy.

  6. Off button: I found it. Scroll way down and hit the pause button on the small video that's playing on the lower right side.

    1. Anon@2:00 PM: Thank you. I couldn't find it. The tears couldn't stop flowing and I was unable to see so I left the room. lol!

  7. Tim, check out this creepy video with Apuron in the middle

  8. I thought, "What is wrong with my ears?"
    Then I was soaked with my tears.
    That horrible sound!
    I wanted to drown!
    It brought back my childhood fears!

    1. Now we've heard from his victim (survivor),
      He'll be needing a file or screwdriver
      May he crow like a cock
      In the jailhouse rock
      He's a tenor - but worth 'bout a fiver!

  9. thank God for the speakers "off" button. To listen to apuron sing is to suffer a fate worse than hell.

  10. Tony’s new prison CD would sell
    If he sang AC/DC as well--
    To name just a few:
    “I Put the Finger on You,”
    “The Jack,” and “Highway to Hell.”

  11. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 3:12 PM

    Tony claims to be the best lover,
    "See how many boys I lured under cover".
    While he thinks he can croon,
    He will find very soon,
    In prison you best not bend over.

    1. LOL. Oh man. I wasn't sure if I should go there, but you beat me to it. One last one:

      Although he pretends to be clean,
      the Arch might find prison his scene
      where he'll pluck evil's flower
      (sex, money, power)--
      the same loves of MS-13.

    2. We assume he is living in hope
      of assistance from Rome and the Pope
      But there'll be no solutions
      when making ablutions
      In prison - so DON'T DROP THE SOAP!

  12. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 3:20 PM

    Tony attacks all his honest accusers,
    but protects friends who are sex abusers.
    He will soon fully learn,
    All those bridges he burned,
    Has made him the biggest of losers.

    1. Excellent, Janet B! Welcome to GPS (Guam Poets Society). Your membership card is in the mail! 👍😃

  13. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 3:28 PM

    His singing is sorry, for sure, for sure.
    How much suffering must we incur, good sir?
    Please shut off that terrible noise,
    and get rid of his boy seminarian toys.
    We now know he prefers "a him" to "a her".

  14. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 3:43 PM

    On my hands I have far too much time.
    But I can't stop remembering his crime.
    All the boys that he ravaged,
    And the Church he so damaged.
    We must stop giving, not even a dime!

  15. Tim, can you play this too? Another Elvis song.

  16. During the Santo Nino fiesta, Apuron sang Presley's Can't Help Falling In Love to promote his CDs and shared with the audience the significance of that song, saying that it was the song that almost got him kicked out of the seminary because he was caught singing it. His excuse was that he didn't know he wasn't allowed to sing love serenades in a seminary. IN A SEMINARY!!! And to pay tribute to such a song as a bishop?? It's almost admitting to the people that you were never meant to be a priest in the first place.

    1. "A flibbertygibbet, a will-o'the-whisp, a clown......."

    2. Just wondering: to whom was he serenading in the seminary? That is an exclusively male institution! Hmmm...

  17. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 4:01 PM

    His song shows a lust for the flesh.
    His hunger brought many duress.
    He lived his life in the sewer.
    His supporters - far fewer.
    But our Church will soon breathe and refresh.

  18. A plethora of source material!

    Tim, you might have to start a new blog just to handle this topic! The limericks it has inspired in such a short time is remarkable!!!

  19. Tony filled with consternation
    While OJ thinks of masturbation
    Wondering if he'll go to jail
    Or maybe even go to hell
    Tony drinking another libation

  20. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 4:11 PM

    His life has been one putrid joke.
    With each evil pinch, prod, and poke.
    Our Church will recover,
    from this sick minded lover.
    His reign is going up in smoke!

  21. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 4:26 PM

    He took advantage of so many sheep,
    We can now only mourn and weep.
    But the people will feel rage -
    put that animal in a cage!
    And from the VG we hear "not a peep"!

  22. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 4:30 PM

    A bishop is leader of his flock.
    All the rules our Tony does mock.
    You may laugh at my rhymes,
    but he's the one with the crimes.
    I now see the end, tick tock, tick tock!

  23. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 4:38 PM

    A pedophile is the lowest creation,
    only wanting pleasurable sensation.
    He disregards innocent life,
    which created much strife.
    And now he's a creep without a nation.

  24. A tip of the hat to my poetic friends.
    I admire your talent abounding.
    We speak out in prose and in verse to the end
    And unite in one voice resounding.

    May our prayers be heard and our island be rid
    Of the scourge that has plagued us for years.
    May the wounds of our church heal as we bid
    Farewell to those who caused tears.

    There will come a day, oh we hope and we pray
    That we'll put all the pieces together
    Of lives that were shattered, the flock that was scattered
    And faith almost squandered away.

  25. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 4:44 PM

    The future is clear for poor Tony,
    after a life full of lies and baloney.
    The image clear in my mind -
    The great deceiver has resigned!
    No more kikos and no acrimony.

  26. Janet B - MangilaoMay 26, 2016 at 4:58 PM

    The evening is just now beginning,
    the side of good is now winning.
    Be wary "wolves in sheep's clothing",
    you are the object of our loathing.
    We have revealed your terrible sinning!

  27. John C. Ada TovesMay 26, 2016 at 4:59 PM

    Painful to have endured. But, where is his walk down the catwalk? Too bad there were no "like" buttons.

  28. All the boys PLURAL??? And, here's the song?

  29. FR. Matthew Blockley.May 26, 2016 at 7:20 PM

    I can well believe he ordered his singing to be sung over the airwaves of Guam several times each day.
    I used to find it strange he was so obsessed with his singing and wanting to produce a CD. He used to sing to me as a seminarian. It's all very sad when i look back.

    1. Yes, it was strange. I always "off the radio" when he sang because all I could hear was the EGO.

    2. There are cases and cases of leftover cd. We're streaming now Archie. You are left in the dust. What a brilliant artist. Con artist.

  30. I remember him serenading before the final blessing at mass during special occasions. He would sing the English version and then the Chamorro version. Now he loves to sing with the seminarians at parties. Then again, these foreign seminarians and presbyters know how to sipsip.

  31. Janet, Andrew and Irish I lovecyou, your ideas, comments and poems but it is drowning the blog. You should start your own. Really... it is not a bad idea.

    1. Yes, they certainly could, but I welcome their contributions. We greatly need some comic relief to handle the unbelievable evil we are seeing.

    2. Oh, poets--- PUMP UP THE VOLUME, PUMP UP THE VOLUME! (Hey, that reminds me of a song...!)

    3. Thanks, but in all honesty, I've spent the last many hours mulling over this, and talking with my priest about it (who is certainly of the more traditional mind), and I'm pretty sure I'm not contributing anything to the discussion but snarkiness disguised as indignation (I speak for myself here only--I would love it if I could be more sharp-tongued while being pure of heart). So, dear readers, I offer a sincere apology for doing nothing to edify. Indeed, I would be far more Christian by praying and fasting for these poor men who by all appearances make themselves enemies of the Catholic faith. In my estimation, my own words make me little better than this "Joker's Wild" ding-dong. Ergo, enough from me. Future contributions from me will hopefully be in true charity.

      Tim, the cause is just. Keep the faith.

    4. It's time for some well-worded indignation in the tradition of many of the great saints. Have at it.

  32. May-be /Diana blog seems dead in the water. Even though May has other fish to fry, she allows one more account of NEO life of wife beaters and suicidal household members to be inspired by:

    AnonymousMay 26, 2016 at 9:05 AM
    I came from a family that was violent. I watched my dad beat my mother. There were times where my mother was trying to commit suicide, in front of us, crying because she felt like her life was doomed being with a violent and abusive man.

    To make a long story short, my parents are now married in Church. I am not afraid to talk to my stepfather anymore. In fact, I can now joke around with him. He now never puts his hand on my mother. WE NOW, PRAY AS A FAMILY.

    All of this was started to happen when we discovered a gift from the Church. That gift is the Neocatechumenal Way. It isn't a group we just found comfort in because it was different from our daily routine. It is the gift that allowed my family to be what it is today: a family grateful for the love of Christ.


    1. Mormons have the same stories. And usually better.

    2. That's all that they are "Happy Ending Stories" to justify the existence of this NCW cult, With all that we've seen, the manipulation of Pius, the arrogance of the likes of Uduvaldo, Harold, the lies and deception of David, Adrian, Apuron, Claros the denial and coverup of sexual abuse, the heretical teaching, and denial of the Divinity of Jesus and eventual denial of the Holy Trinity, essential and fundamental teaching of our faith. It is a wonder how they continue to buy into these lies. Valurnable souls who rely on supposed men of God, who have been brainwashed not to think on their own, search for the truth on their own and who place their eternal life on the NCW rather than Christ and His Church. This is the deception that our Lord talked about that will manifest itself in these times, that even the elect, those within the heirchy of his Church will fall prey to. Persevere in the truth, as we must suffer much to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, Christ says.

    3. 11.08 AM, I am not in favour of supporting the edifice of your elders. We have to ask ourselves whether it is a bad thing of God to send fools to rescue a child from a violent home, or a Samaritan (whom you mustn't be touched by) to rescue the robbed and beaten. We mustn't forget to constructively critique the wider Church (outside the NCW) in other countries. We need a hierarchy of truths in objecting to abuses, some of which flow from deeper ones (lack of the Holy Spirit). That young person ought to make thanks to God more central, more than to the Way - apart from that, the rescue is a fact.

  33. The people who told apuron he could sing were the same people who praised the emperor's new clothes.

  34. For those of us who missed the original performance, or want an encore, could you post a link to this recording by His Excellency somewhere in the original post?

    Or are there copyright issues?

    1. Here. You can even watch it. Good luck. Courage.