Friday, December 16, 2016

HOW HE GOT THE NAME "MONKEY BOY"

Dear Archbishop Byrnes,

In case you do not understand the revulsion against the boy you've been seen palling around with (that's what it looks like) the last few days, here is but one example. 

While we understand that you are a good man and a good priest and want to bring healing and forgiveness, for several years the boy you've been palling around with has used his exalted position in our Church to harm the faithful, especially the young, by psychologically masturbating out his pent up sexual frustration from pulpits your archdiocese (it's yours now) gave him.





Everybody fornicate.
I don't.
I don't.
Everybody masturbate.
I don't. And if I do, I confess.
Because it's very important these things, see.
They make a scientific research.
They say, monkeys, monkeys, monkeys or monkeys? monkeys.
They say that 98% of monkeys masturbate everyday.
Therefore it's very normal for young people to masturbate.
That was the scientific research they did.
This is a lie.
This is a lie. First, are you a monkey?
You can look like one, but you are not.
You are not.
You are not.
Swimming against the tide (?) means
That we stand for what we believe.
That if my boyfriend is treating me like a touchscreen.
He touch me here, he touch me there.
I slap him.
I'm not a "bome-bo"
I'm not a pizza.
I'm not a orange
You know, one day I spoke about that 
and some people misinterpret me 
but I have no fear.
You know, an orange.
How we treat an orange.
You cut it.
You skin it.
You skin it around.
At least in Brazil we do like that.
Then you cut in half.
And then we squeeze
Then we squeeze.
Then we squeeze.
And when we lose the taste, then we throw it.
We throw it.
Many boys, not all.
But many boys treat women like orange.
They squeeze you.
And when there's no more taste
They throw it.

Any "real" seminary would have seen the problem early on and found him another path in life. But RMS is not a "real" seminary, and the boy you've been palling around with is a greater condemnation of what happens there than that "ad hoc" committee report.

Our apologies, Archbishop Byrnes. We want to give you time to do the right thing. We want you to win. We want you to be our Archbishop. And we understand that making things like this public makes your job harder. But we also want you to know what we have had to suffer under for decades. 

And we are NOT willing to let aberrations like "Fr." Edivaldo da Silva Oliviera continue to be a danger to our children. While you may believe you can simply "make him a priest" with a good talking to, he needs some serious psychological help and probably needs to be laicized before you are sorry.

Archbishop Byrnes, this is NOT about forgiveness and reconciliation. This is about a desperate person who needs HELP, not a Roman collar and a place on the altar behind you. This is about a person who was taken advantage of by Kiko Arguello and his system of human trafficking wherein poor souls like Edivaldo are recruited off the streets of poor countries and pounded into bishop-buying currency regardless of what is right for their souls. 

And NOTE to the lawyers looking to overturn our hard won law. Up till now we have had NO defense against the ravenous animals with collars like the one on this recording. We have been hit in the face with this kind of filth for a very long time. The law WE passed is our statement that WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE. 

Get it?

13 comments:

  1. "poor souls like Edivaldo are recruited off the streets of poor countries and pounded into bishop-buying currency"

    Well said. And the cleromancy ceremony that "chose" him for us, called the "Merkaba" ritual, greatly supports this contention. There's far too little discernment in Kiko's system.

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    1. Kiko Argüello has long been promising «20,000 presbyters for the China» (right, twenty thousand), so those laymen - the Neocatechumenal "catechists" directing the so-called "scrutinies" - can't afford wasting time on vocational discernment.

      Kiko also prophetized he would be soon martyrized by islam, as soon as the NCW converts 100 (right, one hundred) muslims. Since he continues enjoying eating lobsters and smoking fine cigars, we must suppose that currently zero out of 100 actually converted to NCW.

      I bet Fr. Fistpumping Bonobo Brazileiro would happily confirm those undeniable sacred Kiko's Promises.

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    2. What Pride and Arrogance Kiko has to make that statement, He is not the master of the Harvest. It is God who provides men to be workers in his vineyard. Jesus himself tells us "And he said to them, "The harvest is plentiful, but the laborers are few; pray therefore the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into his harvest." Lk 10:2 RSVCE - Another prideful claim of the NCW founder, It is surprising how many bishop and cardinals subscribe to this lie, and go as far to ask Kiko to "Give me more priests". The issue of the quality of these presbyters we are all familiar with.

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  2. Waldo is not fit to be a priest.

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  3. What a basketcase. Even monkeys have better intelligence.

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  4. Let this be a reminder that Edivaldo gave this very same talk initially during a Youth Eucharist Congress at Ipao a few years back.

    I did not know who he was at the time, but when I experienced his outrageous "Ron Popeil" like pitch of equating boys treating girls to oranges being fondled, I was beside myself.

    What was reprehensible was not only his "sucking and squeezing" tirade for the youth, but that he was spewing this filth in front of the monstrance that held the Blessed Sacrament! At a time that we were being called to show reverence to the Real Presence of our Lord, Edivaldo, rather, was painting a profane image for our children to focus on.

    To boot, this was also broadcast live on KOLG; an imposition on the ears of the entire island listening audience - mostly our manåmko.

    It was scandalous to say the least.

    How was it that he was able to repeat this imagery again at yet another youth event on Guam - World Youth Day? We had a bishop (Apuron) who refused to admonish him, being that Edivaldo is a darling of the NCW and thus protected by Pius.

    Please, Archbishop Byrnes. You say you are going to listen . . . this story is loud and clear.

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  5. How do we get this message to Abp Byrnes?

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  6. From photos looks like Byrnes already had his backside kissed by monkey boy.

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  7. You People are a bunch of idiots, island of the Apes

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    1. LOL. We're here to entertain you and waste your time. Pretty good job we're doing :) LOL. Bye

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  8. Neocats shake the trees and bishops desperate for priests ordain whatever falls out. That's how Guam ended up with filth like Waldo.

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  9. He likes short repetitive sentences. Is English the official language of Guam?

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  10. Be glad monkeys can't talk. Otherwise, we'd know for sure how Waldo got the name "Monkey Boy". He should be laicized.

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