Friday, July 25, 2014

THE MOANIN' LISA

Someone recommended that I send the stories on my blog to Dan Brown, author of several top selling books such as The DaVinci Code, Inferno, and Angels and Demons, and apparently, given his titles, a master at Catholic Church fiction. 

The person who gave me the recommendation thought Brown might want to turn the goings-on in the Archdiocese of Agana into another bestseller and I could get a nice cut on the deal. 

I thought about it awhile but then replied: "Nah. Our stuff is all true." Still...Hmmm. Imagine the movie rights. Any suggestions for a title?

14 comments:

  1. How about : Evil Storm over Guam

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  2. Words may come true.

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  3. Island of Thieves

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  4. How about - "And you thought the Borgias were bad."

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  5. Janet B - MangilaoJuly 26, 2014 at 8:40 AM

    "Ashes to Ashes: The Burning of the Church on Guam"

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    1. Make that 'Apuron to Ashes' and you've got yourself a winner!

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  6. Power sex money and hell.

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  7. Here's one- "Tim Rohr go HOME!"

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    1. You can take your comment 10:33AM and shove it down Apuron's throat. Fanhongge na ti mamakpo' este na Guerra, pa'go matututuhon. Believe you me this war is not over, it is only the beginning. BIBA NON NEOS!

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    2. Diana, stop setting up all these blog accounts. We know it's you. Pathetic.

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  8. To:1030 . Tim never did anything. How dare u put the blame. U have nothing to say but point fingers.

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    1. Oh, I'm quite used to it. But thank you. Their despair shows I'm winning. They have nothing left but to attack me since they can't refute a single point I make.

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