Friday, March 20, 2015


Fr Luis was the poster boy for the RMS Seminary. Archbishop Tony proudly strutted him all over his realm, touting the first Chamorro fruit from the Yona priest mill. He even dragged him to Saipan to show those guys what a real priest is supposed to be like. But Fr Luis got caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie/candy jar with a child. No doubt Fr Luis will find safe harbor in some off-island kiko-mmunity, only to return when he is ready to collect his retirement checks. But that brings up an interesting quandary for poor old Tony. Who will be the next poster boy of the wanna be seminary? Let’s see.

We have Gabe Camacho. He sure can sing. He is a son of Guam. Maybe he can replace his brother and restore the shine to the shinola? Oops, he admitted in Church that he has taken advantage of more women than he can even remember. He may have 2 or 3 kids from multiple women. I guess it’s true what they say…the fruit don’t fall far from the tree.

Who’s next? How about Ashton Wong? Yes…great athlete, tall, good neo roots. Oops, he admitted to being a drunkard in front of the whole Church. And he has a record of skipping out on his financial obligations. Darn. Surely, there must be someone who can be the face of the RMS priest mill?

Darn, all of Tony’s boys have so many skeletons in his closet. And those darn non-Neo “true Catholics” are so critical of our boys. Haven’t they heard the good news that God loves those boys just the way they are? Maybe we need to catechize the whole island. But that could take some time. Who then can be the RMS poster boy? Shucks, looks like we sent all the normal men to Malojloj. Maybe we should listen to Tim Rohr and combine the seminaries, and then select a poster boy from the new roster.

I wonder if Giuseppi would be ok with that? Quick, somebody call the New Jersey mafia. We have a crisis and need their help!

Janet B.

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