Friday, June 5, 2015


LOL. Who says they don't read my blog! 

On January 14, 2015, I did a post on RMS being TEN YEARS in ARREARS on its required filing of its corporate ANNUAL REPORT. 

Apparently within minutes of my post, the chancery flew into panic action and created the ten reports, filing them at Rev and Tax the next day. 

Here's Page 3 of the 2014 report showing January 14, 2015 as the day the report was notarized (the same is the case for reports going back to 2004):

Here is Page 1 on the Annual Report showing it filed the next day on January 15, 2015:

The Annual Report also shows us who the current directors are and their offices. (LOL! Diana, is that you on there? LOL!) 

It also restates the purpose of RMS: "to prepare men for the priesthood....following the life and practice of the Neocatechumenal Way..." - NOT the diocesan priesthood as we were led to believe!

And here's the real laugher. The protectors of this sham seminary were in such a Jungle-induced rush to get these reports filed that they wrote in the names of Rev. Pablo Ponce Rodriguez and Fr. Ivan Sciberras as Rector and Vice-Rector, and President and Secretary of the Board, on the 2005 report. 

LOL! The only problem is that Frs. Pablo and Ivan did not come to Guam until 2006!!

Here's the RMS newsletter from the Summer of 2006 welcoming Frs. Pablo and Ivan:

And here's the Guam Legislature's Resolution honoring RMS in 2009, stating specifically that Fr. Ivan did not come to Guam until July 21, 2006, and Fr. Rodriguez did not come to Guam until September 20, 2006:

Yet, Archbishop Anthony Sablan Apuron, Ofm. Cap. D.D., Archbishop of the Archdiocese of Agana, Guam, and Chairman of the Board of RMS, lists these guys - who won't even come to Guam until the following year! - as Rector and Vice Rector of RMS and President and Secretary of the Board for the whole of 2005!

What? You chancery children lied again? You lied to the Government of Guam? Either that or you are all too stupid and incompetent to be running a seminary let alone a diocese. 

Seriously, you people are a joke. You can't even LIE well. And you want us to trust you with the salvation of our souls?

P.S. Get an attorney, a real one. 



    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100% Here's to achieving 103%.
    Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future!

    What makes life 100%?

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

    B U L L * * * T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    ask zoltan or your finance counsel to explain

  2. Tony, you're a day late and a dollar short but then again, you don't care if you're late just as long as you can save that dollar. PATHETIC

  3. Chancery mottos to work by

    If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

    Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

    A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

    Plagiarism saves time.

    If at first you don't succeed, try management.

    Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

    TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

    The beatings will continue until the black bags are full.

    We waste time, so you don't have to.

    Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

    When the going gets tough, the tough take a swim break.


    Succeed in spite of management. for sure, for sure

  4. Janet B - MangilaoJune 5, 2015 at 11:28 PM

    Tony the joke of Rome. It only gets funnier.

    1. Not a joke in Rome, serious problem for Rome.

    2. Rome doesn't care because Guam is a nowhere place with not enough souls to get out of bed for. So guess what? Forget having my dollars for that Peter Pence collection that my parish has to give for this month. What else does Rome collect? Mission Sunday? Holy Childhood? How do we know those monies actually go to Rome anyway with all these lies! Rome turns a blind eye and I guess so will we.

      And now dear Archbishop you want three second collections for your propaganda machine, Communications Month? Forget that!

      Are you trying to prop up your seminary or your Chancery? Cut down then on your poor excuse of a Chancery staff, most especially your useless Family Ministry Department. What does Deacon Claros do? Or Father (yes she wants to be) Marian Arroyo? Make Father Adrian double as your porter because all he is good for is a door stopper anyway!

      The people are sick of your BIG FAT LIES and your arrogance! I will cease all my funds until the evil is purged from Cuesta San Ramon.

  5. This just seals the deal they don't know what they are doing. They scramble to fix things and lie to our faces! Then they expect us to donate? Get real Neo's

  6. Getting educated...

    The Archdiocesan Missionary Seminary, Redemptoris Mater, of the Archdiocese of Agana forms priesthood candidates holistically for the new evangelization in Guam, in the Pacific Region and the entire world.
    The Catholic Theological Institute for Oceania provides these candidates with their intellectual and theological formation.

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our programming of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (SHIT).
    We are trying to give our students more SHIT than anyone else.

    If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the course, please see your lecturer.
    You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle.

    Students who don't take their SHIT will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (EAT SHIT).
    Since our lecturers took SHIT before they graduated, they don't have to do SHIT anymore, and are all full of SHIT already.

    If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job teaching others.
    We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (BULL SHIT).

    For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (MORE SHIT).
    This course emphasizes on how to manage MORE SHIT.

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (HOT SHIT).

    Tony……’s that saying go……….

  7. I recognize the name of Fr. Wojciech, the priest who was assigned to Malesso. He drove a black Lexus and was at the bash/concert for Lexus owners at P.I.C. a few years ago. I didn't know about the NCW presbyters then but I thought it was odd for a priest to be at that particular function. No, he wasn't there to bless the table. His sudden departure from Guam is highly suspicious.

    1. When did he come to Guam - with the first group in 1999? Was he ordained here; when? I know he was ordained because he used to say Mass at Barrigada? He left Guam? I didn't know that! When? Where to? Missio ad gentes, or just packed up and left We never heard from the Chancery or Umatuna? How much money did the people of Guam got sucked to import him here, "educate" him at RMS, ordained him here, and then left! What a waste of investment - parishioners of Guam.

    2. It is also odd for a Capuchin (not Wojciech) to be seen dining at the Hyattt.

    3. Wojciech isn't a Capuchin. And no, it is not odd or wrong for a Capuchin to dine at the Hyatt or any other hotel or restaurant.

    4. Fr. Matthew Blockley.June 7, 2015 at 10:13 PM

      Perfectly ok for any priest to eat in the Hyatt or any hotel. It's not where a priest eats but how he behaves at table and how kind he is to those serving at table. It would be stranger to see a priest eating in Hyatt with a known whore.

    5. I agree, it's okay for priests to eat at a hotel restaurant, occasionally. They're entitled to that, especially if they are dining at the invitation of one of their parish organizations. But when they dine at one of the finest hotel restaurants on a frequent basis, (every time I went to that Italian restaurant I saw him and his NCW friends there) and when they are "holding court" like the royalty that they and their friends conducted themselves, then they, IMHO, are open to public scrutiny and criticism. This was happening when their parishes were in dire need of repair and spiritual leadership. I think we ought to explore this missing priest a little further. The questions from Anonymous at 12:29 should be answered by those in the know. Is he still a priest and is he still being paid for by our appeal funds? The story was that he left to take care of his ailing mother.

  8. Hair pulling and pots and pans being thrown around again at the chancery. Bumbling idiots can't get their lies straight. ROTFLMAO


    1. Oh yes pots pans flying around the chancery today ........ Hair pulling screaming may be even wet his pants.......... Who knows .........

  9. Perspectives...

    When I take a long time I'm slow
    When tony takes a long time he's thorough

    When I don't do it I'm lazy
    When tony doesn't do it he's busy

    When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot.
    When tony makes a mistake, he's only human.

    When I do something without being told, I'm overstepping my authority
    When tony does the same, that's initiative

    When I take a stand, I'm being bull-headed
    When tony does it, he's being firm.

    When I overlooked a rule of etiquette, I'm being rude
    When tony skips a few rules, he's being original

    When I'm out of the office, I'm wandering around
    When tony is out of the office, he's on business

    When I'm on a day off sick, I'm always sick
    When tony takes a day off sick, he must be very ill

    When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
    When tony applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

    When I please my boss I'm crawling
    When tony pleases his boss, he's co-operating

    When I do good, my boss never remembers
    When I do wrong, tony never forgets........

    neocatechumenal way – an insider’s view

  10. Tony, tony, tony……….

    tony has learned to be cautious. Failure taught him that.
    tony isn't a total failure. His Boss helped too.

    If ever we need to simulate a problem, we invite tony.
    we don't except sloppy work, but we make an exception for tony.

    tony decided to put his memoirs in a book. It’s called 'My Defecations'.
    If tony was a energy plant, he'd be a 'power failure'.

    if tony is in court for sexual harassment. He’ll say it was a 'pat on the back.'
    when tony returned from his parish visit looking very sad. He said "I can't figure out why my Boss hates me. I haven't done anything."

    tony’s mismanagement philosophy is "You can fool enough of the people some of the time."
    tony doesn't mind work. Its thinking that scares him.

    tony canceled the weekly status meetings on a cemetery project. he said "Every week it’s the same thing. Let's wait until something happens, before we meet again."
    the Vatican management left tony in charge. They wanted to see the 'worst case scenario.'

    As hard as it is to believe, tony has a will of his own. Adrain wrote it.

    tony…are you too busy doing nothing, to find time to do anything……….

  11. Frankie, LOVE YOUR POSTS! Especially the bit on RMS S.H.I.T.!!! Dude, had me literally laugh out loud!

    I shall refer to you as Dr. Frankie for you're just way too smart and funny. You can speak your mind anytime.

  12. Frankie, you are too hilarious!! ROTFLMAO!! Keep them coming!

    1. After following JungleWatch closely for over a year now, Frankie's posts are so funny and on-point that I can't wait for more. The ugly truths posted here bring me down most times, but I refuse to lose hope and my faith continues to get me through this troubling time. AAA needs to Now!! Thank you, fellow Jungle watchers for keeping it real -- most especially Tim.


  13. Is it legal for archbishop to transfer church money cash placed into a private BOG account to a wells Fargo account in San Francisco joint account?


  14. archbishop holding private BOG account number with balance of above $8,000, 000. Cash flow account he operates for personal daily living expenses.


  15. Archbishop places funds in the Caymen islands been doing this since 1989. At least three million In that account. Net worth of the archbishop exceeds the property and assets of the entire archdiocese. Sorry cashee cashee you were used. He really does not need the money.

  16. This is proof that when the neo puppet masters are not actively pulling the strings of the arch and his minions, they haven't a clue as to how to proceed. This is proof that the arch has effectively released any responsibility for the RMS seminary. He hasn't a clue as to what is required to comply with gov. regulations.
    Eileen Benavente-Blas

  17. I looked at the RMS wish list on The link is in their newsletter. I am curious to know if any of the titles were donated to the RMS library and if so, how many of the books were actually read by the seminarians with English as their second language. I can't imagine any of them attempting to read and comprehend the "Complete Works of Plato."
    Eileen Benavente-Blas

  18. Eileen, you are overreaching. Complete Works of Plato? You have got to be hopeful! They have not even finished "The Joys of Sex" when some of them tried it out with a girl in that neo community. Forget it, ESL? They don't even try!

    1. Anonymous at 7:05 AM:
      Check out the RMS wish list they created on These are books they chose for the RMS library. Probably titles found in a typical seminary library. Titles now covered with dust as they languish unread on the library shelves of RMS.
      Eileen Benavente-Blas

  19. Frankie should have a post!

  20. Lol. Make my day! 😆

  21. Tony, Tony, Tony has done it again! Falsified reports, more lies, fabrications. The Archdeceiver and his motley crew are out of their F#!?en minds!!! Bunch of sociopaths and pathological liars!


  22. AAA ill gotten wealth.

  23. Great job Tim. This is very good work on behalf of ALL in Holy Mother Church. The truth always sets free. And keep making them scram to cover their tracks.

  24. Danny, Danny, Danny, didn't you learn anything at Citibank? To put your name on this piece of paper shows you would put your head on the chopping board? Well your head is on the chopping board, but not with the church but with the government. This is FRAUD!

  25. I bet AAA and his NEO cronies will buy some ocean front property in Arizona if offered at the right price. LOL


    1. He has property in bay area. does he need other property on mainland? Wink wink !

    2. Great, if AAA buys the oceanfront property in Arizona, they'll throw in the Golden Gate Bridge in for free. Wink, wink! lol!

    3. Sounds like money laundering? Spn2

  26. Rev and Tax better show up unannounced one day to inspect the RMS facility in Yona and verify that it is indeed a seminary because with all of these off island guests arriving and staying there, it sounds more like it should be called the Royal Mariana's Suites.

    1. Nobody in GovGuam has the political will to go after AAA. He didn't file papers that was required by Rev and Tax for a ten-year period and didn't even get a slap on the wrist. Teflon Tony continues to do things his way.

    2. Better name for RMS: Royal Mariana's Shangri La hotel.

    3. Don't temp them. GovGuam needs the money.


  27. Shangri La " Lost Horizon paradise unto infinity". What exactly is the story of Apuron's Shangri La?