Saturday, October 17, 2015


Good Morning, Diana. Oh, well it's already afternoon. Anyway, we are now on Day 3 since I gave you the very clear instructions on how to locate the document that will shut me up. 

Truly, I am surprised you did not jump at the chance to do it since you've been trying to shut me up for a couple of years now, even sending Brother Ton to Rome to cry to Cardinal O'Brien here, here, here, here, and here.

I know it's Saturday and Rev & Tax is closed. But it was open all day yesterday. Couldn't you have found a few minutes to stop by and ask for the document. I mean, seriously, all this division and hostility could be put to rest just by shutting me up - at least that what your dear Zoltan believes. Everything would be nice and peaceful if I would just go away. 

He's right, you know. I'm really the only trouble maker. So if you just produced the document showing that RMS is a corporation sole which would mean that it is completely the property of the office of the Archbishop of Agana (notice I said "office" and not "archbishop"), then all would be well. The CCOG would be disbanded, Junglewatch would fall silent, and those protesters could go out to brunch after Mass instead of standing in the hot sun with those irritating signs. 

And just think Diana, serious, just think! What a hero you'd be. Why you might even get to ride up front with "Tony" (J. Bautista's word) on his next trip departing November 10 to Bogota, Colombia. Hmmm, who does he know in Columbia?

Anyway, Diana, try to have a nice weekend. Rev and Tax opens 8am Monday morning. Let me know if you need some help and I'll meet you there. Otherwise the nice people at the Business Licensing branch are there to help. See you Monday. Courage. 

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