The taxes owed by Archbishop Apuron on MO3 L240-10 for 2013 and 2014 are inconsequential. The property is vacant land, measuring only 513.91 square meters, and has an assessed value of only $29,754.
There's a good chance that the reason it is not paid is because the Archbishop doesn't even know he owns it as it was given to the "him" through a DEED OF GIFT in 2010. I put "him" in quotes because in fact it wasn't given to "him," but to the Archdiocese of Agana and specifically to the Cathedral Basilica.
I am using this little oversight as an opportunity to comment on the nature of a corporation sole and the general neglect and mismanagement of diocesan assets.
As you can see from the copy of the first page of the deed below, the property was deeded to:
ANTHONY SABLAN APURON, a Corporate Sole, ARCHDIOCES (sic) OF AGANA GUAM (AGANA CATHEDRAL BASILICA).
The name of the Grantee (recipient) is incorrect, and this is why the tax roles are showing Apuron's personal name as the owner and as personally liable for the delinquent taxes. The correct name of the recipient should read:
ARCHBISHOP OF AGANA, A CORPORATION SOLE, ANTHONY SABLAN APURON OFM CAP. D.D. INCUMBENT
Note that it is the office of the ARCHBISHOP OF AGANA, not Apuron personally which is the Corporation Sole. The office is in the control of whoever is the incumbent.
This is an error that should have been taken care of immediately, but with a bishop gone almost half a year, every year, from his diocese, and Tom and Jerry playing house in his absence, well...you get the idea.
By the way, David (the VG), this property was gifted to the Cathedral. Why don't you see if you can sell it for some legitimate cash instead of shaking down insurance companies. Let me know if you need an agent. LOL.
Be interesting to know exactly what the archbishop does in a typical day at the chancery. He certainly does not work on his Gospel reflection that's printed in the Umatuna. That he takes from a published source.
ReplyDeleteDitto for a typical day at work in the chancery for the vicar general and chancellor. What exactly do they do?
If there are mistakes in any archdiocese records those should be addressed. $29,754 is a lot of money to me and could go a long way in helping Guam's homeless.
Eileen Benavente-Blas
Spanish Fly on the wall reporting from family compound of Fr Pedro Durango in the hills outside Medellin Colombia:
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AAA=Archbishop Apuron
PAID=Pedro All In Durango
FAM=Durango Clan
PHC=Presbyter Harold Colorado
DUM=David Underhanded Messenger the VG
PIUS=Putrid Is Under a Spell
TPA=Travel Agency
FAT=Fr Adrian Terrible
JQ=John Quitugua - compadre
The setting:
Several nervous phone calls from Colombia recently heard from a frazzled cultist follower (AAA)
AAA Harold, call the Chancery for me right away.
PHC They’re on the line Tony.
AAA David, how are things there? I am worried. So much is starting to be revealed that could really get me in hot water.
DUM You’ll be fine Tony. You have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to worry about. I guarantee it.
AAA Your guarantees are worthless. Your opinion on the RMS assignment is sh!+. I should have followed my better judgement. If only I hadn’t given it away to Master Kiko.
DUM Stay the course. You’re in too deep to give up now.
AAA I am really stuck. But I need you to do something for me. It is of utmost importance. I am worried about coming back to Guam, they might start legal proceedings against me. So, I want you to find a country with no US extradition. Preferably a country that is English speaking.
DUM All English speaking countries feel the same way we do, criminals should be brought to justice. No offence intended. You have good reasons for your acts. They were always done in the name of good.
AAA You idiot. Of course I take offence. I have done nothing wrong, but that darn Jungle Watch is out to crucify and persecute me. It just isn’t fair that a man of my stature should receive no respect from my people. Just find me a safe haven. Okay?
DUM I’m right on it. Anything else?
AAA Yes, let me speak to Adrian.
DUM (pause) He’s not here. He’s off island.
AAA What the hell! Where did he go?
DUM He and Pius left together. They said they too were going on mission. They went to Malta.
AAA They better not be plotting a Marc Anthony. Bye!
AAA Harold, call Pius in Malta!
PHC He’s on the line, Tony.
AAA Let me talk to Adrian!
PIUS Hello Anthony, how are you? You sound stressed.
AAA Never mind, just get Adrian on the line, now!
FAT Hello Tony. Good to hear your voice. We were just talking about you. How can I be of service?
AAA David said you were on mission to Malta. I haven’t sent you on mission, why are you there?
FAT I’m not on mission. You know that’s just a cover story, right? Pius asked me to come here to meet with some folks and then go to Africa. Kiko has arranged for some of the brothers to meet Pope Francis. So I also brought some famous Guam chocolates.
AAA You belong to me. I never gave you permission to go see the Holy Father. I’m the Archbishop, not you! Give the chocolates away. You’ll be a laughingstock if anyone finds out you brought those. Get back to Guam now!
Spanish Fly on the wall reporting from family compound of Fr Pedro Durango in the hills outside Medellin Colombia:
ReplyDeleteFirst the players:
AAA=Archbishop Apuron
PAID=Pedro All In Durango
FAM=Durango Clan
PHC=Presbyter Harold Colorado
DUM=David Underhanded Messenger the VG
PIUS=Putrid Is Under a Spell
TPA=Travel Agency
FAT=Fr Adrian Terrible
JQ=John Quitugua - compadre
The setting:
Several nervous phone calls from Colombia recently heard from a frazzled cultist follower (AAA)
AAA You belong to me. I never gave you permission to go see the Holy Father. I’m the Archbishop, not you! Give the chocolates away. You’ll be a laughingstock if anyone finds out you brought those. Get back to Guam now!
FAT But Tony, Kiko has specifically asked me to join him to see the Holy Father. Would you like to speak with him? He’s here if you would like.
AAA Kiko asked you? Why didn’t you say that in the first place? Of course you can go. Can you do me a favor? Ask him if I can join you all in Africa. Do they have extradition?
FAT Kiko said you need to get home. But what do you mean extradition? Do you want Liza to travel to Africa to be your extra-dictation?
AAA No you idiot. Not extra-dictation. I said extradition. You know, where US Marshalls cannot force me to go back to face any legal charges. But, did you really ask Kiko if I could go, because you answered immediately?
FAT He already mentioned earlier this week that it was only going to be a small group of brothers and sisters going to visit the Holy Father. I don’t think he wants any gate crashers like in Korea or Manila.
AAA When will you be back in Guam?
FAT After Africa, Kiko has invited me to his luxury suite in Rome for a short visit, but I’ll be back before December 8.
AAA Sounds like you and Kiko are getting awfully close.
FAT No, I’m just trying to help you by explaining that Guam is filled with persecutors and Judases. This trip is really for you and all about you (ha ha ha). Honest.
AAA Ok. Just don’t mention anything about 1977, okay? Or the others. I’ve gotta go, okay? Bye.
AAA Harold, stop whatever you’re doing in the bathroom and get out here. We need to call my travel agency.
PHC Brother Tony, you are pale. What happened with your call to Adrian?
AAA He’s plotting against me. This is terrible. He went to Malta with Pius, and met Kiko there. Now they are going to meet the Holy Father in Africa, and I think they’re going to introduce Adrian as a new bishop candidate for Guam.
PHC Wow, Africa. I’ve never been there. Adrian is so lucky.
Sorry, that’s horrible what they are planning. Besides, you yourself said that Adrian would make a lousy bishop. And he also has skeletons in the “closet”.
AAA Yes, but if Kiko endorses him, and gets the right Cardinals to endorse him, he may actually have a chance. He is back stabbing me, and there’s nothing I can do. Besides, I’m becoming afraid that he might actually try “front stabbing “ me. I think they want to out of the picture, permanently.
PHC Where do you get such ideas.
AAA Harold, are you the only one who hasn’t read Jungle Watch lately? Even Frenchie thinks my life is in danger. Call the travel agency, we need to cancel my trip to John in San Francisco and my trip back to Guam. I need to think. I’m in big trouble!
PHC Tony, the travel agency is on the line.
TPA Hello your Excellency. How can I help you with your trip?
AAA I need you to cancel my trip to San Francisco and Guam. I am going to stay here in Colombia for a while.
TPA There will be a change fee for altering your departure date. Is that ok?
AAA Yes. Just charge to fee to the Archdiocese. I’ll let you know if I need to use the return portion later, okay?
TPA Alright. Shall we cancel Fr Harold as well? And charge his fees to the Archdiocese?
AAA Yes, I need someone here to be with me. These are difficult times.
TPA OK. Both records are delayed, and I’ll send the bill to the Archdiocese.
AAA Okay. Bye.
AAA Harold, call Pedro. I need to speak with him right away.
PHC Pedro is at the porch. He heard there were problems.
Spanish Fly on the wall reporting from family compound of Fr Pedro Durango in the hills outside Medellin Colombia:
ReplyDeleteFirst the players:
AAA=Archbishop Apuron
PAID=Pedro All In Durango
FAM=Durango Clan
PHC=Presbyter Harold Colorado
DUM=David Underhanded Messenger the VG
PIUS=Putrid Is Under a Spell
TPA=Travel Agency
FAT=Fr Adrian Terrible
JQ=John Quitugua - compadre
The setting:
Several nervous phone calls from Colombia recently heard from a frazzled cultist follower (AAA)
AAA Harold, call Pedro. I need to speak with him right away.
PHC Pedro is at the porch. He heard there were problems.
AAA Pedro, Harold and I will remain in Colombia on mission a little longer. Can we continue to stay at your family’s compound?
PAID Of course Tony. Your generosity with the boys at RMS Medellin has bought you much welcome here in Colombia. But when will you be going back to Guam?
AAA Yes the boys here are very cute, I mean good hearted. I will be here for a while just to make sure I have the necessary safety when I return. But I am worried. I think some of the brothers at the highest levels are looking to do terrible things to me and Guam.
PAID My family wants you to be Bishop as long as possible. You are so important to them, you have no idea.
AAA Thank you. They are very kind. Can they protect me here? And is there extradition from Colombia to the US and Guam?
PAID My family will provide excellent protection. And as far as extradition, there is no extradition from this family compound, guaranteed.
AAA Thank you Pedro. You are an angel. Tell your family there will be another wire transfer from the same special Bank of Guam account before the end of this week.
PAID Thank you, Tony. You and the people of Guam are most generous.
AAA Harold, one last call. Call JQ.
PHC I already anticipated that one. He’s on the line.
AAA John, this is Tony. I am so sorry I won’t be able to make it for Thanksgiving. I know Nathan will be crushed. But don’t worry. Just use the credit card number to cater for Wadeson and the group there. Make sure to add some food for your family as well.
JQ Aye, Tony. You sound stressed. So terrible, all your friends turning against you, one by one. But I am always here for you. Is there anything I can do to help you?
AAA Keep your bags packed. Once I am cleared of the charges I anticipate to evil ones will file, I may need you to be my security detail in Guam.
JQ Do you really think the Jungle bunnies will try to harm you? We can stay in you Maina home, no one knows about that one.
AAA The Jungle bunnies wish me great harm, but financial harm, not physical harm. I fear that Pius and Adrian are plotting against me. And I think David is probably in on it as well so he can stay in power. Trust no one. For now, I’m going to hang low in Colombia to see what happens, okay? But don’t worry, when I get back to Guam we’ll still have places to go and paint the town. We know the quiet places that don’t have eyes, right.
JQ Right. My powers for you Tony. You are a good and holy man, a true leader.
AAA Bye JQ, okay?
AAA Harold, I’m tired after all these calls. What time is it?
PHC It is 6 o’clock. In the morning!
AAA The morning, no wonder why I am so tired. I’ve got some thinking to do. Pass me one of those delicious powdered doughnuts made by the family Cartel. Yummmmmm!
PHC Here you go. Don’t have more than two. Too much might be bad for you. I’m going to sleep, I have to rest.
AAA Okay, I’ll join you after I think. Sweet dreams!
This is Spanish McFly on the Wall reporting from Medellin, Colombia.
Poor sick tony. If it wasn't so disgusting it would be funny.
ReplyDeleteBut we are living this nightmare and I stopped laughing a long time ago.
This man is dangerous, greedy, conniving, and evil. And he remains the figurehead of my beloved Church. Rome disgusts me for not caring more about the people.
They say we have to take care of this problem, but they do not give us the power to take care of it. We have no vote.
We send them compelling evidence of a bishop gone mad and they turn a deaf ear to our resources.
Rome - we will not give up. But the sooner you grow the intestinal fortitude to do what is necessary the sooner we can start the difficult work of rebuilding what tony has destroyed!
WAKE UP ROME!
Shit on the wall!!!!
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