I'm going to use that at work. Boss? Ya, hi. Listen, I'm going on vacation, ohhh, I mean mission. So I won't be in. Huh? Oh, ya. I forgot to notify you. Well, CARRY ON AND COURAGE. Sorry, Boss. CAN U SEND MY SALARY TO MY NEW ADDRESS? What? No pay? What do you mean God Provides? Huh? Hello? Hello? Boss? You there, Boss? Sh-t he hung up.
Harold, you idiot! You left with the keys to the Equus in your pocket! How am I supposed to get down to the H Y A T T TO MY 70th birthday party. Fed Ex my keys now! This party plan is really getting screwed up. Doesn't every one realize I am moving on? Beginning to think I should quit. BYE.
Adriana, open that stupid door NOW. I KNOW YOUR IN THERE MAKING COMMENTS ON JUNGLETRASH. Open up! How can I have my Party with all this crap going on? Open the damn door, Adriana. Wow, I hope I make it down to the H Y A TT...my voice will be shot with all the shouting here at the Chancery. Hope I make it BYE!
You should have heard shouting today.I did not want my birthday in Hyatt Hotel. now look whole world knows about Hyatt Sunday 7pm . See you at Hyatt Sunday 7pm I'm entering through kitchen to avoid protests. Bye.
They have a different definition of mission. Instead of going to traditional mission territories they go to places where the living is good and plenty of Catholics and church money to suck off of - like Guam.
Of course, when they go in mission they mean to help neocatechumenal communities! Their mission is to stay with neocatechumenal families who are in neocatechumenal mission too...
"Each seminarian, in the course of their training, interrupt his studies to engage in missionary activity in various parts of the world, wherever necessary: alongside a priest, especially where there are families in mission for Ecclesiae implantatio, or evangelizing in a team of itinerant catechists. This missionary activity lasts at least two years" (original in Spanish in http://www.redemptorismaternamur.com/es-seminaristas%20en%20mision.htm, "Cada seminarista, en el transcurso de su formación, interrumpe sus estudios para participar en una actividad misionera en diversas partes del mundo, allí donde sea necesario: junto a un párroco, especialmente allí donde haya familias en misión para la implantatio Ecclesiae, o evangelizando en un equipo de catequistas itinerantes. Esta actividad misionera dura dos años como mínimo").
Two years time in mission for the Way and only the Way. That is which Kiko understands by "Ecclesiae implantatio"...the Way implantatio. Families in missio ad gentes, Kiko loves that latin verbiage, live with some neocat singles (also in mission) who take care of their loved X-tra size families. Those singles are like au-pairs in mission. Also, families have people for cleaning, etc. etc., most of times from the country where they evangelize, it is people of neochatecumenal communities there. Of course, those neo-missionaries do not have any specific permission as "missionaries". They do not have any paper signed by Church as missionaries. I know it because I have a relative in mission....a woman helping in a RM Seminary in South America. She does not have any document where she appears as missionary. She helps with cleaning, ironing, cooking... Of course, their own neocat communities pay for them in mission. Not so heroic as Kiko tells...
Wasn't Fabio--a neo-priest, supposed to be in "Asia somewhere on mission". Latest is he is back in Italy. . . Probably spending the money he stole from Our Lady of Guadalupe Parish in Santa Rita when he was assigned as pastor there. And we paid for his education at the RMS in Yona? Wow, these guys. . . .
Harold, we hardly knew you! Adios! Checks will be in the mail.
ReplyDeleteEh, Harold. You back? Saw you at Cardinals Mass you look like Billy Goat Bushu only younger. Where you been, man?!
DeleteHarold says when Deacon pedro is a priest he can help. Where the heck is presbyter pedro?
DeleteI'm going to use that at work. Boss? Ya, hi. Listen, I'm going on vacation, ohhh, I mean mission. So I won't be in. Huh? Oh, ya. I forgot to notify you. Well, CARRY ON AND COURAGE. Sorry, Boss. CAN U SEND MY SALARY TO MY NEW ADDRESS? What? No pay? What do you mean God Provides? Huh? Hello? Hello? Boss? You there, Boss? Sh-t he hung up.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
DeleteHarold, you idiot! You left with the keys to the Equus in your pocket! How am I supposed to get down to the H Y A T T TO MY 70th birthday party. Fed Ex my keys now! This party plan is really getting screwed up. Doesn't every one realize I am moving on? Beginning to think I should quit. BYE.
ReplyDeleteAdriana, open that stupid door NOW. I KNOW YOUR IN THERE MAKING COMMENTS ON JUNGLETRASH. Open up! How can I have my Party with all this crap going on? Open the damn door, Adriana. Wow, I hope I make it down to the H Y A TT...my voice will be shot with all the shouting here at the Chancery. Hope I make it BYE!
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DeleteYou should have heard shouting today.I did not want my birthday in Hyatt Hotel. now look whole world knows about Hyatt Sunday 7pm . See you at Hyatt Sunday 7pm I'm entering through kitchen to avoid protests. Bye.
Who is acting vice rector? At the RMS. Not that it matters. Guys, when the cat's away the mice will play. Have a blast.
ReplyDeleteNo need for temporary replacement. All of them are "acting" on behalf of kiko. Such bad actors, really!
DeleteHmm! why are their missions so secretive.
ReplyDeleteThey have a different definition of mission. Instead of going to traditional mission territories they go to places where the living is good and plenty of Catholics and church money to suck off of - like Guam.
DeleteOf course, when they go in mission they mean to help neocatechumenal communities! Their mission is to stay with neocatechumenal families who are in neocatechumenal mission too...
Delete"Each seminarian, in the course of their training, interrupt his studies to engage in missionary activity in various parts of the world, wherever necessary: alongside a priest, especially where there are families in mission for Ecclesiae implantatio, or evangelizing in a team of itinerant catechists. This missionary activity lasts at least two years" (original in Spanish in http://www.redemptorismaternamur.com/es-seminaristas%20en%20mision.htm, "Cada seminarista, en el transcurso de su formación, interrumpe sus estudios para participar en una actividad misionera en diversas partes del mundo, allí donde sea necesario: junto a un párroco, especialmente allí donde haya familias en misión para la implantatio Ecclesiae, o evangelizando en un equipo de catequistas itinerantes. Esta actividad misionera dura dos años como mínimo").
Two years time in mission for the Way and only the Way. That is which Kiko understands by "Ecclesiae implantatio"...the Way implantatio.
Families in missio ad gentes, Kiko loves that latin verbiage, live with some neocat singles (also in mission) who take care of their loved X-tra size families. Those singles are like au-pairs in mission. Also, families have people for cleaning, etc. etc., most of times from the country where they evangelize, it is people of neochatecumenal communities there.
Of course, those neo-missionaries do not have any specific permission as "missionaries". They do not have any paper signed by Church as missionaries.
I know it because I have a relative in mission....a woman helping in a RM Seminary in South America. She does not have any document where she appears as missionary. She helps with cleaning, ironing, cooking...
Of course, their own neocat communities pay for them in mission.
Not so heroic as Kiko tells...
@4:29pm-Missions are so secretive because it probably has something to do with sucking the juice out of an orange some place else, like Luis!
ReplyDeleteWasn't Fabio--a neo-priest, supposed to be in "Asia somewhere on mission". Latest is he is back in Italy. . . Probably spending the money he stole from Our Lady of Guadalupe Parish in Santa Rita when he was assigned as pastor there. And we paid for his education at the RMS in Yona? Wow, these guys. . . .
ReplyDelete@11:53pm-someone needs to file a criminal report with law enforcement! Lots of money missing and unaccounted for. This is huge!
ReplyDeletefor those who haven't gotten the message yet:
ReplyDeletestop the money!