From an official at DYA:
SO WHERE IS HAROLD???
Oh, here he is!
On mission! LOL. Ummm, how you going to do that big boy while you are supposed to be the vice-rector and formator at the seminary? Oh, that's right. It's not a seminary after all. It's just a money-laundering scam to keep Tony's playmates jetting about the globe on our dime.
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No problem, Harold. We love you just THE WAY YOU ARE. Already messed up, huh? Anything you want to share with us the Church of Agana?? Your community, like it or not. Hope nothing happened that would harm the peace and joy at RMS. Carry on and courage. If u can't come back, no problem well still pay you like forever. No worries. God provides. Courage.
ReplyDeleteHarold, Harold, Harold, what happened. Edivaldo beat you up? Jeeeezzz, Harold, sent away. Not even given your old chauffeur job back. Shoot. Who's vice rector now? Waiting for Pedro to be ordained? What the heck, let a seminarian have the job.
ReplyDeleteHarold sent away so he won't spill the beans on Tony. Covering Tony's ass is the number one priority. Kissing Tony's ass is number two.
DeleteWhat beans on Tony? You mean what the heck he was going running around Manila in a plastic cape stalking the pope with a tony and Edi? And giving the Pope a big thick Manila envelope? What was in that envelope hard copy of Junglewatch?
DeleteAnd another one goes away. Huh.
DeleteArchbishop Harold assigning Pedro. Just great.
ReplyDeleteJanet B had Harold's number. She was always rattling his cage. She was sooo right. Anyone know how Janet is?? Wonder if she know her boy is on mission. Choke.
ReplyDeleteThe RMS was touted to solve the priest shortage on Guam. Those who complete their (faux) studies to become a priest at Guam RMS become ordained but then abandon their assignment as a priest on Guam to go "on mission" leaving their parish priest-less. Did I get it right?
ReplyDeleteGuam priest shortage + Guam RMS = Guam priest shortage
Oh yes, the Guam RMS, is a true miracle for Guam.
Eileen Benavente-Blas
RMS is a scam extraordinaire! It was established under false pretenses. The archbishop lied about his intent and we are seeing the frayed seams of the garment he is trying to weave. The plan all along was not to enrich the clergy pool of the Archdiocese of Agana but to provide safe haven for rejects who would not have passed muster in legitimate seminary scrutiny. Why did apuron shelter them? To augment ncw cadre of presbyters to enhance himself in the estimation of his kikogod. The ncw is bent on destroying the very structure of the Catholic Church through presbyters who come and go at their leisure without the slightest regard for parish life. The ncw seemed to have neglected the people factor, namely, the laity who refuse to back down and take these lies and deceptions sitting down. The situation has ceased to be a simple division and escalated into a real war...thanks to the Vatican buddy network that completely paralyzes them from openly denouncing atrocities created by their colleagues. This system makes the entire administrative structure complicit in the erosion of trust and the ultimate trashing of traditional values. So sad, so tragic, so unnecessary!
ReplyDeletewell, the words "wanderer" and "launderer" do rhyme, after all. smh.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Harold? Ask the Neocatechumenal Team who minister at DOC. They are from the village of Barrigada. A good connection to Adrian, I must say.
ReplyDeleteHarold went to "Mission" in Hawaii...
ReplyDeleteHula Harold. On mission to Hawaii. Of course he is. Right, Putrid? Who is making these decisions? Pius or Tony? What a joke.
DeleteI think Mission is the NEO code word for Vacation. All expense paid vacation.
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ReplyDeleteHarold for sure for sure be home Sunday night for my birthday. Need you there boy. join us 5pm cocktails in my free room. For sure for sure. Don't forget fly home boy. Bye.
Yes, Harold, hurry home! Our Godfather and Godmother, the degenerateweenies will be here. Ordination in six days, what a joyous occasion.
DeleteDon Pedro Ala Columbia will be a weener. Nick name now " Pretty Boy." He will sure be one good catch.
He will be the next chauffer and your daddy's buddy. Move over Harold and hand over your keys. Pretty boy will take care of me.
Beginning to think that my Hyatt Birthday put together by little Larry and Sue, might not be a good idea. Come with your envelopes if you want. Be careful for protesters. : -( what did I do to deserve this? Bye.
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DeleteFor sure for sure I'm hearing protestors coming to my birthday. For sure for sure. I don't remember inviting them. I have a bouncer at the door ....... Heard even Blockley's turning up. For sure for sure..... Protestors what I have done to deserve this. All I want is a sing song, clap clap, happy. See you at the Hyatt 7pm Sunday bye.
Harold's new position is the missionary position according to Brother Tony.
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